Generic Names for Viagra: mycoxafloppin

I am SO addicted to Huffingtonpost.com. I just had to post an edited blog [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dr-peter-rost/
convincing-men-that-they-_b_18934.html] and comments for suggested generic names for Viagra (R). Then go pour yourself a stiff one! LOL!

Convincing Men That They Can't Perform
Dr. Peter Rost, 04.11.2006

Pfizer is worried. Not enough men think they have a problem in bed, so Pfizer plans on launching a second campaign to make them understand that they just don't have what it takes.

The problem for Pfizer is Viagra's sagging sales. ["sagging" sales?]

Meanwhile, an Inaugural Conference on Disease-Mongering is starting today in Australia.

"Disease-mongering" promotes non-existent diseases and exaggerates mild conditions in order to boost profits for the industry, according to the online journal Public Library of Science Medicine.

"In pharmacology, most drugs have 2 names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name Tylenol has the generic name acetaminophen; Aleve is naproxen etc.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, dixafix, and of course, ibepokin.

Also, in a suprise move, Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form that will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails" "highballs" and just a good "stiff drink."

Pepsi plans to market the new concoction under the trade name of "Mount&Do."

It's a joke :)

By: RnR on April 11, 2006 at 06:18pm